Life now follows a particular logic, alien to the pre-baby mindset. I have enumerated the new equations below.
- Eating + baby = chew x 5 speed
- Nap time x baby = random success rate
- Hot days + baby = buy an air conditioner or everyone suffers
- Tired baby = hyperactive baby
- Clothes + baby = spit stained + yogurt scented
- Cooking + baby = crying + smoke alarm ringing + questionable meals
- Sleep + baby = unsolvable